An unofficial guide to gen alpha slang

Gen Alpha slang is something else, unhinged, strange, and evolving every second! Here is a guide for parents who want to understand what their 8-year-old is talking about, or teachers who caught their children "fanum taxing" in class but have no clue what it is, here is your dictionary on gen alpha slang:

1. Rizz: Charisma or charm

"He's got no rizz..."

2. Cap: lie

"You're spitting out cap."

3. No cap: I'm serious/truth

"No cap, she said that."

4. Gyatt: Butt

(Do I even need to say anything?)

5. Skibidi: bad, though the meaning might alter.

"Nah, that's skibidi.)

6. Fanum tax: stealing someone's food without asking

"Yo, that's the fanum tax, give me that fry."

7. Ohio: something cursed, weird, or unsettling

"That man is dancing while wearing a tutu, Ohio behavior."

8. W/L: win or loss, used to rate literally everything

"Your shirt's a W"

"You have something on your teeth, L"

9. Goofy ahh: embarrassing or silly

"Look at this goofy ahh drawing."

10. Rizzler: a person with rizz

"Yo dude, you got rizz."

11. Sigma/alpha: lone wolf, used by delusional people

"Alphas don't need parents..."

"5 things to make you more sigma"

12. Caught in 4K: caught red-handed

"YOU WERE CAUGHT IN 4K"

13. You fell off: the ultimate insult, you lost your popularity, rizz, charm, and everything in between

"You fell off."

14. Mid: it's not good, not bad, just.. eh

"It's mid"

15: ate: did something amazing

"she ate that performance."

bonus: If you ever hear a little girl screaming "SLAY QUEEN.", it does not mean she has an unbeatable urge to brutally take the life of the monarchy; it is simply a compliment.

By the time you're reading this, you might think you're all caught up by the latest trends, but no, these kids have already created at least 16 new words while you were busy reading this.🤣👀

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