🎉 10 Awful Dad Jokes 😂

In honor of Father's Day, let us all celebrate with a collection of 10 AWFUL dad jokes made for the family. whether you're a dad trying to enhance your skills in annoying your children or kids trying to plot revenge on your dad, this blog post is made for you! Feel free to comment on any more horrible dad jokes.

- How do you organize a space party?🤔

You Planet

- Why did the teddy bear not go to the desert?🤔

Because he was full!

- Did you hear the rumor about butter?🤯

Yes, but I'm not going to spread it.

- What do you call a cute door?😖

Adoorable!

- Why don't they play chess in the jungle?👀

Too many cheetahs!

- Why was the math book depressed?😟

It was full of problems!

- How did the barber win a race?😁

he knew a shortcut!

- Let me tell you a joke about pizza!🍕

No, it will be too cheesy!

-What did the buffalo say to the son as he left for college?👌

Bison

- When does a joke become a dad joke?

When it becomes apparent

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